Dear Advice Giant,
Im a mega-giant with a mega problem. My giant buddy and I love to rampage through cities together, and we always have a blast knocking over skyscrapers and wreaking frightful havoc as a duo. Stomping traffic is just one of our specialties. Yesterday I was under the weather and decided not to go, so he asked me to watch his little pet, Binky. I said, sure.
Binky is his pride any joy not your usual bug, at least according to my buddy. We think Binky used to be a pro tennis player, since we found him playing in some big stadium with TV cameras everywhere. You probably saw us both in the news as we rampaged through the screaming crowd my buddys the one with the close-cropped black pubes and the downward-curving boner, and Im the one with the flaming ginger bush and the impressive set of low hangers. If Id known the media coverage would be so good, Id have done a little man-scaping down there, LOL.
Im a mega-giant with a mega problem. My giant buddy and I love to rampage through cities together, and we always have a blast knocking over skyscrapers and wreaking frightful havoc as a duo. Stomping traffic is just one of our specialties. Yesterday I was under the weather and decided not to go, so he asked me to watch his little pet, Binky. I said, sure.
Binky is his pride any joy not your usual bug, at least according to my buddy. We think Binky used to be a pro tennis player, since we found him playing in some big stadium with TV cameras everywhere. You probably saw us both in the news as we rampaged through the screaming crowd my buddys the one with the close-cropped black pubes and the downward-curving boner, and Im the one with the flaming ginger bush and the impressive set of low hangers. If Id known the media coverage would be so good, Id have done a little man-scaping down there, LOL.