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Dear Advice Giant 14

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Dear Advice Giant,

Please answer me right away, because I’m panicking. As an extremely big guy (broad-shouldered, big-boned & muscular 6’9,” 350 lbs.) almost nothing ruffles me and normally I don’t give a shit what others think. I don’t even like people - I’m anti-social, and when I’m pissed off I have anger-management issues. This isn’t a big problem, because when folks see me coming, they stampede out of my way. Guess I’m real intimidating, and that’s cool. It saves me the trouble of beating the shit out of them. Even the burly guys I work construction with tiptoe around me.

Just so you understand where I’m coming from, my dad was a huge, mean asshole, and he beat the crap out of me until I grew even bigger and stronger than him. Maybe that’s why I dislike men, especially large ones. Mom cleared out when I was just a kid, so I don’t trust women, either. I have practically no friends.

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