Jumping up and down, Ryan struggled to pull up what was supposed to be a loose-fitting pair of jeans. The guy at the cashier said there were the biggest pair the store had," Ryan miserably thought to himself once the pants got past round, hefty cheeks, "Damn that skinny bastard! I can't believe I trusted him. I knew he wasn't gonna understand what a big booty guy like me was gonna need."
Ryan's cellphone ringtone blasted in the dressing room. He reached down into his left pocket to get it, but felt nothing. Ryan sighed out of frustration once he realized that his cell phone was in the pants he came into the store wearing, and that it was a couple feet away. The jeans were way too tight to remove quickly, and they were far too expensive to risk damaging, especially since they didn't even fit. Regretting that late night order of Chinese food, Ryan waddled as fast as he could towards his cell phone. Once he was right in front of it, Ryan bent down to grab his phone. His fingers were only a few centimeters away when he heard a loud "RIPPPPPPPP!"
Ryan's cellphone ringtone blasted in the dressing room. He reached down into his left pocket to get it, but felt nothing. Ryan sighed out of frustration once he realized that his cell phone was in the pants he came into the store wearing, and that it was a couple feet away. The jeans were way too tight to remove quickly, and they were far too expensive to risk damaging, especially since they didn't even fit. Regretting that late night order of Chinese food, Ryan waddled as fast as he could towards his cell phone. Once he was right in front of it, Ryan bent down to grab his phone. His fingers were only a few centimeters away when he heard a loud "RIPPPPPPPP!"