From the New York Times:
WASHINGTON D.C.- Events in the capitol continue to escalate as yesterday a new organization announced its presence. The group, calling themselves "The Big Cats", is comprised almost exclusively of giants. "Lillian Ingernesse does not speak for all of giant-kind," said Phillip Graves, a prominent member of the sect. "She was not elected by us, she was not chosen by us. Her methods are short-sighted and ineffective. Her willingness to compromise with the government on Giants' Rights issues shows that she is not fit to lead us into a new and better age. Ms. Ingernesse thinks that by backing slow-moving PR stunts like the Integration Program at Magnus University, she will be able to show the world that giants can live in peace with everybody else. Well, look around. Are giants anymore accepted than they were a month ago? Has not the situation become MORE dire, instead of less? In the jungle, the lion doesn't let itself be bossed around by mice because there are more mice than lions. It is time for us giants to realize that we are The Big Cats in this jungle, and to fight for the equality that otherwise will never be ours." Stirring words. Although the "Big Cats" have yet to act on their manifesto and are thus not considered a terrorist group, they are nonetheless being closely monitored, said congressman Wyatt Felbanks at a press conference. "This is what my colleagues and I have been trying to tell those bleeding hearts," said Mr. Felbanks, an elected official from Connecticut and staunch opponent of integration laws. "The giants are not stable, and they are not safe. They represent an enormous drain on state resources. What is there to stop them if they become violent? How can they live peacefully alongside law-abiding citizens?" Lillian Ingernesse could not be reached for comment.
WASHINGTON D.C.- Events in the capitol continue to escalate as yesterday a new organization announced its presence. The group, calling themselves "The Big Cats", is comprised almost exclusively of giants. "Lillian Ingernesse does not speak for all of giant-kind," said Phillip Graves, a prominent member of the sect. "She was not elected by us, she was not chosen by us. Her methods are short-sighted and ineffective. Her willingness to compromise with the government on Giants' Rights issues shows that she is not fit to lead us into a new and better age. Ms. Ingernesse thinks that by backing slow-moving PR stunts like the Integration Program at Magnus University, she will be able to show the world that giants can live in peace with everybody else. Well, look around. Are giants anymore accepted than they were a month ago? Has not the situation become MORE dire, instead of less? In the jungle, the lion doesn't let itself be bossed around by mice because there are more mice than lions. It is time for us giants to realize that we are The Big Cats in this jungle, and to fight for the equality that otherwise will never be ours." Stirring words. Although the "Big Cats" have yet to act on their manifesto and are thus not considered a terrorist group, they are nonetheless being closely monitored, said congressman Wyatt Felbanks at a press conference. "This is what my colleagues and I have been trying to tell those bleeding hearts," said Mr. Felbanks, an elected official from Connecticut and staunch opponent of integration laws. "The giants are not stable, and they are not safe. They represent an enormous drain on state resources. What is there to stop them if they become violent? How can they live peacefully alongside law-abiding citizens?" Lillian Ingernesse could not be reached for comment.