Dear Advice Giant,
Although Im what you might call a giant jock, Im very ambitious as a writer. Presently Im trying to write the next great American novel. Its a sweeping tale of romance, set against the upheaval and destruction of war sort of a Gone With The Wind without all the happy slaves. Unfortunately, in six months Ive only written two pages.
I blame my high sex drive and unusually large genitals. You see, I have a cage full of tinies to service my every need, and I like to write in the nude. Every morning I sit down at the computer and notice my thick cock flopped over the chair seat, dangling over the edge and just begging for attention. I assign a couple of my little pets to service my big meat so I dont need to waste valuable time beating off. Before long I always insert a tiny or two up my ass, because their frightened movements in my rectum give me pleasurable feelings while I search for the perfect phrase. If I'm gassy, so much the better!
Although Im what you might call a giant jock, Im very ambitious as a writer. Presently Im trying to write the next great American novel. Its a sweeping tale of romance, set against the upheaval and destruction of war sort of a Gone With The Wind without all the happy slaves. Unfortunately, in six months Ive only written two pages.
I blame my high sex drive and unusually large genitals. You see, I have a cage full of tinies to service my every need, and I like to write in the nude. Every morning I sit down at the computer and notice my thick cock flopped over the chair seat, dangling over the edge and just begging for attention. I assign a couple of my little pets to service my big meat so I dont need to waste valuable time beating off. Before long I always insert a tiny or two up my ass, because their frightened movements in my rectum give me pleasurable feelings while I search for the perfect phrase. If I'm gassy, so much the better!