Dear Advice Giant,
Im so upset I dont know what to do. My ordeal started over four years ago when I helped out a friend by driving his car to the shop to fix a busted tail-light. Well, a huge, menacing motorcycle cop pulled me over and demanded to see my license. Although my record was clean (I was 18, shy, and 52 how much trouble could I get into?) he insisted on searching the car. He turned up a large bag of my buddys pot in the glove compartment.
You in a heap of trouble now, little pretty-boy, the cop said.
Youre under arrest unless , he leered, hefting a huge bulge in his crotch. Advice Giant, he shook that big cock at me under his blue slacks, and I was terrified! He was at least 65 and really intimidating. But I said, Honesty is the best policy, and I have nothing to hide. So he took me in and booked me.
Im so upset I dont know what to do. My ordeal started over four years ago when I helped out a friend by driving his car to the shop to fix a busted tail-light. Well, a huge, menacing motorcycle cop pulled me over and demanded to see my license. Although my record was clean (I was 18, shy, and 52 how much trouble could I get into?) he insisted on searching the car. He turned up a large bag of my buddys pot in the glove compartment.
You in a heap of trouble now, little pretty-boy, the cop said.
Youre under arrest unless , he leered, hefting a huge bulge in his crotch. Advice Giant, he shook that big cock at me under his blue slacks, and I was terrified! He was at least 65 and really intimidating. But I said, Honesty is the best policy, and I have nothing to hide. So he took me in and booked me.