Update! Seker's based on this guy:
http://kkkbmn777.tumblr.com/post/107528176171
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"HOLY FUCK!" I shouted, blurted, exclaimed. This was not happening. There is no way in the world this is happening. This can't be happening! And yet, here I am, face to face with a literal god. I couldn't believe my eyes, I couldn't believe my ears, I couldn't believe anything. All I asked for was a monster, not a big one, not a small one, just one enough to help me take over the world. That's all I asked for. Instead, I got a ten thousand foot tall teenage boy, who could probably crush this entire city by sitting on it with his ass! The entire human civilization, me included, were microscopic specks compared to him, nothing more than germs. It's a mystery how he can even see us, really.
http://kkkbmn777.tumblr.com/post/107528176171
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"HOLY FUCK!" I shouted, blurted, exclaimed. This was not happening. There is no way in the world this is happening. This can't be happening! And yet, here I am, face to face with a literal god. I couldn't believe my eyes, I couldn't believe my ears, I couldn't believe anything. All I asked for was a monster, not a big one, not a small one, just one enough to help me take over the world. That's all I asked for. Instead, I got a ten thousand foot tall teenage boy, who could probably crush this entire city by sitting on it with his ass! The entire human civilization, me included, were microscopic specks compared to him, nothing more than germs. It's a mystery how he can even see us, really.