Dear Advice Giant 62

Dear Advice Giant,

I’m a very small nervous guy just starting his career. My boss is a hot, muscular 6’8”, which I find awesome if a bit intimidating. However, what really intimidates me is the way he dresses. He wears loose drawstring pants with nothing on underneath, and when he talks to me, he normally sits on my desk, his long thighs manspread as wide as they can go, leaving me facing right into his bulging crotch. He jiggles his knees a lot, tightening and loosening the fabric that strains around his oversized man parts.

He seems really proud of his huge package, and who could blame him? His nuts are massive, and his long thick shaft, clearly outlined through the thin fabric, hangs over them in a way I can hardly miss. While he gives me his instructions for the day, he often unconsciously reaches in and rearranges his mammoth toolkit. Sometimes he even sniffs his fingers with a satisfied air when he’s done. I try not to stare, but since I’m short, his bulging goods are right in my face, and it’s really hard to concentrate.