Dear Advice Giant 69

Dear Advice Giant,

I was immediately attracted the first time I saw ‘Horse’ on the other side of the bar. His name’s Tyrone, but for obvious reasons everyone calls him Horse. At 6’11” he’s hard to miss, and I couldn’t miss the large bulge way down one leg of his pants. As a short guy, I’ve always been impressed with tall men, and he’s the tallest I ever met. He’s over a foot and a half taller than me! Moving in closer to check him out, I was amazed to see he was checking me out, too!

“Hey, anybody ever tell you what a pretty face you got?,” he called from halfway across the room. “Come here and let Daddy see you up close, pretty guy!”

I walked over with my heart pounding with every step. He was so tall and hot, and I’d never done it with a black guy, either. Was this going to be my lucky night? “Dayum, you’re beautiful!,” Horse said, looking down at me. Of course, I turned bright pink.