Dear Advice Giant,
Despite my enormous size (69, 400 lbs.), Im just an ordinary guy. Everyone calls me Beer Can Bob. Not because I like beer, but because of the can-size bulge my soft cock makes in my jeans. Im straight, but women dont like me much. Thats probably because I dont give a shit about all that hygiene crap. I work out a lot but I rarely shower, and friends tell me Im not the best wiper after I take a dump. Well, tough shit. Maybe I dont like that all perfume stuff they spray on themselves, either.
Im super horny and cum about a liter at a time my huge balls are probably a factor. Maybe youve seen some of my videos online. I havent dated in years because my idea of a good time after a hard days work is to kick back with a few beers and have someone lick my nasty hole while I watch TV. Luckily, I have a buddy who takes care of my needs, so I dont have to put up with any dating bullshit.
Despite my enormous size (69, 400 lbs.), Im just an ordinary guy. Everyone calls me Beer Can Bob. Not because I like beer, but because of the can-size bulge my soft cock makes in my jeans. Im straight, but women dont like me much. Thats probably because I dont give a shit about all that hygiene crap. I work out a lot but I rarely shower, and friends tell me Im not the best wiper after I take a dump. Well, tough shit. Maybe I dont like that all perfume stuff they spray on themselves, either.
Im super horny and cum about a liter at a time my huge balls are probably a factor. Maybe youve seen some of my videos online. I havent dated in years because my idea of a good time after a hard days work is to kick back with a few beers and have someone lick my nasty hole while I watch TV. Luckily, I have a buddy who takes care of my needs, so I dont have to put up with any dating bullshit.