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Who would have thought that Waka Flocka would have taken over the world? Amassing his money (and his size) the rapper purchased a size ray from foreign developers, the first of its kind; and last considering he crushed the creator like an ant under his giant ebony thumb.

Waka decided that having this power at his disposal, he would team up with other rappers to divide and conquer the world. And they did. But now, they decided to kick back and party for a while. Big Sean had just arrived, carrying with him a forty, and a pack of swisher sweets. Upon walking into Waka's den, which was normal sized, Big Sean was greeted by a variety of different things of different sizes, and tons of people. World monuments and entire cities were shrunk down to various sizes. The statue of liberty faced him on the way in well, maybe his chin, standing only about 5'4. He looked around the room. In the corner he saw a 4 foot tall empire state building, as well as a 1 foot tall missouri arch, nearly getting kicked over by a massive nike. On tables were things like buckingham palace, the taj mahal, tieniman square, mt rushmore, only inches tall, on tables littered with beer and liquor and smokes, looming over the tiny monuments. Even more outrageous, the room was half indoor, half outdoor, some places entire forests, only a foot or so wide littered the floor and the sides of the walls. Mt Everest, stood only 6 inches tall, until an unimaginably large nike belonging to chief keef obliterated the giant structure like it was an anthill. He barely noticed, thousands of miles above, as he sloshed his red solo cup a bit, letting out a little sip, but millions of gallons of mixed drink flooded the microscopic mountain.

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