Chapter 2 Jury Duty
I hate Jury Duty. It's like they know the most uncomfortable times for you to have it, and they send you that god forsaken letter.
Motherfuckers. How is my shop going to survive without me? True, I'm only a part time cashier, but still. God damn hippies in the courtroom, trying to get me to convict some random shmoe, who probably got screwed by the system himself. Forget it. I'm gonna march right over to the judge or whatever and tell them I ain't gonna do that thing. As far as I am concerned, everybody is guilty before 10 am.
I wonder what kinda trial it'll be though. Maybe like a DUI celebrity edition thing. I heard some teenage celeb got drunk last night and drove her SUV into a wall, after hitting 5 pedestrians by the ATM machine on Lex. Might be heading that way I guess. Still, Jury duty sucks.
I hate Jury Duty. It's like they know the most uncomfortable times for you to have it, and they send you that god forsaken letter.
Motherfuckers. How is my shop going to survive without me? True, I'm only a part time cashier, but still. God damn hippies in the courtroom, trying to get me to convict some random shmoe, who probably got screwed by the system himself. Forget it. I'm gonna march right over to the judge or whatever and tell them I ain't gonna do that thing. As far as I am concerned, everybody is guilty before 10 am.
I wonder what kinda trial it'll be though. Maybe like a DUI celebrity edition thing. I heard some teenage celeb got drunk last night and drove her SUV into a wall, after hitting 5 pedestrians by the ATM machine on Lex. Might be heading that way I guess. Still, Jury duty sucks.