[SCENE ONE] Inside a space ship, preparing to launch into space from the planet Ebos.
[Ebos is a world inhabited by giant black male muscle gods. Hundreds of years ago, a mysterious disease took the lives of all the women of Ebos. This now entirely gay male race managed to keep their population alive by a sophisticated cloning technique they developed for their specific type of DNA. Over the years, these Ebony giants (resembling the African-American men of earth) evolved their race into near-perfect specimens with incredibly muscular physiques and advanced intelligence. Given the size of the planet Ebos in relation to Earth, these black giants would stand over 50 feet tall if they walked the Earth.]
Ship Commander: Alright men, Im here to brief you on your flight mission. You lucky guys have been chosen to travel to Earth. So you know what that means .
[Ebos is a world inhabited by giant black male muscle gods. Hundreds of years ago, a mysterious disease took the lives of all the women of Ebos. This now entirely gay male race managed to keep their population alive by a sophisticated cloning technique they developed for their specific type of DNA. Over the years, these Ebony giants (resembling the African-American men of earth) evolved their race into near-perfect specimens with incredibly muscular physiques and advanced intelligence. Given the size of the planet Ebos in relation to Earth, these black giants would stand over 50 feet tall if they walked the Earth.]
Ship Commander: Alright men, Im here to brief you on your flight mission. You lucky guys have been chosen to travel to Earth. So you know what that means .