'Wow,' i think to myself. I had just come back from the most horniest night ever. I had spent my night on the body of a colossal titan (in comparison to me), exploring his body parts. Well, most of them. If it ever happened again, i decided that i would explore his lower half the next time. The time glowed 7:20am, and i had to be up at 7's again for 8am. As per usual, probably out of fear, 1 arrived at mine around half an hour early.
'Hey,' he said to me. 'How are you after last night?'
I told him everything that had happened to me last night in lots of detail.
'Ugh.. im so jealous. I crush on him and he ignores me like a microbe, but you stand up to him and youre his favourite? It's just a load of bullcrap.' He kicks my ankle and walks off.
'Shut up,' i say to him. I put my foot on the other side of him to trap him from leaving. 'Don't try and stand up to me, you jealous little moron. Believe it or not, you need me A LOT more than i need you.'
'Hey,' he said to me. 'How are you after last night?'
I told him everything that had happened to me last night in lots of detail.
'Ugh.. im so jealous. I crush on him and he ignores me like a microbe, but you stand up to him and youre his favourite? It's just a load of bullcrap.' He kicks my ankle and walks off.
'Shut up,' i say to him. I put my foot on the other side of him to trap him from leaving. 'Don't try and stand up to me, you jealous little moron. Believe it or not, you need me A LOT more than i need you.'