By Alex's behest, Matthew attempted to cook dinner. It began with the thundering sound of several pots clanging together as he sorted through their horribly cluttered cupboard. It continued with some weird pastey mixture that Matthew eventually forgot what it was to begin with. It concluded with the shrill shrieks of the fire alarm.
'Well, fuck', Alex had laughed when he found the scene of the (food) crime.
Matthew shrugged. 'I... I tried.'
Alex looked at the bowl of questionable contents. 'It looks like you melted a turkey, oh, and before it melted it jizzed everywhere.'
'Just help me clean it up' grumbled Matthew.
So they did. They tidied the whole apartment afterwards, Matthew mainly, Alex sat on the sofa and claimed to be providing 'moral support'.
'Well, fuck', Alex had laughed when he found the scene of the (food) crime.
Matthew shrugged. 'I... I tried.'
Alex looked at the bowl of questionable contents. 'It looks like you melted a turkey, oh, and before it melted it jizzed everywhere.'
'Just help me clean it up' grumbled Matthew.
So they did. They tidied the whole apartment afterwards, Matthew mainly, Alex sat on the sofa and claimed to be providing 'moral support'.