Dear Jumbob,
Oh man, you wouldnt believe what I found! Theres this whole island full of little munchiemen! They taste great too! Fuck, I must have eaten at least a thousand of them so far already! And theyre just everywhere. I dont really know what this place is called yet, but Ill need to find out. And damn are these little shits afraid of a big, fat Titun like me. Imagine if they were looking up at two fat fucks like us! You so gotta come see me. When this little munchieman delivers the letter to you have him guide you back here. Assuming you can resist gulping him up along the way. Maybe I should send a few with the letter, that way youll have snacks for the trip.
Oh man, you wouldnt believe what I found! Theres this whole island full of little munchiemen! They taste great too! Fuck, I must have eaten at least a thousand of them so far already! And theyre just everywhere. I dont really know what this place is called yet, but Ill need to find out. And damn are these little shits afraid of a big, fat Titun like me. Imagine if they were looking up at two fat fucks like us! You so gotta come see me. When this little munchieman delivers the letter to you have him guide you back here. Assuming you can resist gulping him up along the way. Maybe I should send a few with the letter, that way youll have snacks for the trip.