"Already starting off on SIR's bad side. Took way too long to get out from under my socks. What were you sniffing them? Going to have to punish my bug for that, it's about SIR's pleasure, not yours. Now get over here and start cleaning between my toes!"
I hesitate briefly, looking up into his eyes to see if this was a simple joke, but finding nothing but dead seriousness and expectance looking back causes me to march forward toward the toes wiggling in anticipation. Upon reaching the toes, I was greeted with the big toe flicking me backwards, a cry of pain escaping as I fly back. While sprawled out on the floor, I hear his booming voice utter "Bugs don't walk on two legs, they crawl like the insignificant things that they are so accept your position in life otherwise this will get very painful."
I hesitate briefly, looking up into his eyes to see if this was a simple joke, but finding nothing but dead seriousness and expectance looking back causes me to march forward toward the toes wiggling in anticipation. Upon reaching the toes, I was greeted with the big toe flicking me backwards, a cry of pain escaping as I fly back. While sprawled out on the floor, I hear his booming voice utter "Bugs don't walk on two legs, they crawl like the insignificant things that they are so accept your position in life otherwise this will get very painful."