Average Joe
Joes son, Joe Jr. went to the Oracle at Delphi in Greece, and learned about how to find his father. As the restoration of old days was foretold, many ancient ways found in the myths and stories became reality. Regardless whether it was from a time warp, an alternate reality or universe, or by the hand of God, it happened. Joe Jr. was instructed to find Styx, cross into Hades, and offer a lamb in sacrifice to Minos for permission to speak with Tiresias.
The famous Theban seer sat by a lake of fire, and laughed at Joe Jrs request.
Return by the way whence you came, and if you are fortunate, you will meet your father in the hall. Listen to him, little, for your dad he is not. Your father he is. His flesh passed through the stomach of the man you call dad, and became the semen by which he impregnated your mother the first of eleven. Listen to him, for he will tell you of his last moments in the stomach of the man you call dad; the black man of a Nubian race from which you are biologically unrelated. You too are destined to end your days in the stomach of a Nubian black man, to become his semen, urine, and feces, just as did your father. Like him you are, and like him you will be; waste in a toilet. Worship the black penis you kiss, for it is your master now!
Joes son, Joe Jr. went to the Oracle at Delphi in Greece, and learned about how to find his father. As the restoration of old days was foretold, many ancient ways found in the myths and stories became reality. Regardless whether it was from a time warp, an alternate reality or universe, or by the hand of God, it happened. Joe Jr. was instructed to find Styx, cross into Hades, and offer a lamb in sacrifice to Minos for permission to speak with Tiresias.
The famous Theban seer sat by a lake of fire, and laughed at Joe Jrs request.
Return by the way whence you came, and if you are fortunate, you will meet your father in the hall. Listen to him, little, for your dad he is not. Your father he is. His flesh passed through the stomach of the man you call dad, and became the semen by which he impregnated your mother the first of eleven. Listen to him, for he will tell you of his last moments in the stomach of the man you call dad; the black man of a Nubian race from which you are biologically unrelated. You too are destined to end your days in the stomach of a Nubian black man, to become his semen, urine, and feces, just as did your father. Like him you are, and like him you will be; waste in a toilet. Worship the black penis you kiss, for it is your master now!