A Few Experiences of Mine (2016) - Work & Pleasure

For the past few days I've been working for the Government; helping them build a dam using the biggest bricks they had ever made, although to me they were normal sized brick until I realised the height they wanted me to build at. I had to grow to around 500 foot tall to have a good overview of the whole dam that I was going to building. Dressed in 'builder type' clothes I thought I looked pretty damn hot, wearing the biggest work boots ever created as well as a pair of blue denim jeans that just about made it to my knees though were a little tight. My white vest took four factories three hours to make but even though they made it as large as possible it looked tight around my chest but that didn't bother me.

As I stepped into the empty lake, since it was diverted, the ground gave way making me sink a few inches, this in turn made me loose my balance, causing me to fall flat on my ass. That forest and ranger station never had a chance as my huge round ass collided with the ground sending up a tidal wave of tree, wood, and dirt. As I stood and surveyed my ass damage I saw two round depressions in the ground that made me burst out laughing that pounded the tiny builder's ear drums. I used my hand to brush off the mud but didn't realise that it I was sending huge meteors of dirt and rock to the ground causing more devastation to the forest but I was unaware of this, mainly because I didn't care, no humans got killed I think.