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Asshole Andy's Summer Adventure 21: Giant Boner Lunch

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“LUNCHTIME!,” booms Dad MacDongus down the basement stairs.

“COMING!,” calls Bamm-Bamm. I’m staring in astonishment at my cellphone.

Holy shit! I’m still scrolling as the hungry colossus carries me upstairs sitting on one of his broad shoulders. Good thing all the doorways are so high! You can tell the place was built for giants. Bamm-Bamm couldn’t get his shoulders through an ordinary door without turning sideways.

The rest of the MacDongus men are already seated shoulder to shoulder at the long table by the time we reach the kitchen.

“We both got mail!,” Andy announces, waving two long envelopes with the university logo.

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