Asshole Andy's Summer Adventure 28: Showering with Giants

(“7’6”?,” booms Bamm-Bamm, his eyes wild. “7’6”? Little guy, I totally rule you!!! I’m your Boner King! And you’re the condom on my hard-on!”)

So Bamm-Bamm’s having a growth spurt at the age of 23? How is this possible?!

“I think his cock’s grown, too,” Kent says with more than a touch of envy. “Look how thick the base is! Lucky fucker. He could do a lot of damage with that monster tool. It’s unreal to have that much mass swinging between your legs! I wish my junk would grow like that. I’d whip it out in town just to see folks shit themselves!”

The entire MacDongus clan crowds around to peer at the thick trunk of Bamm-Bamm’s cock stretching my poor ass ring.

“Damn,” mutters Andy. “It’s like a fencepost.”