Michael woke up feeling very hazy. Last thing he remembered was talking to a bear, complimenting him on his meaty butt. Obviously they had drinks and Michael got blitzed. He looked around. It was so dark, he couldn't even see the moon. He could barely make out that he was on top of a high, round hill. He squinted and saw another hill on the other side of what looked like a deep gulch. Then, in horror, Michael realized he was naked.
"That son of a bitch must have robbed me and left me out on the middle of nowhere." Michael thought to himself.
He took a couple of steps. The ground was firm and warm, but seemed to be covered in some coarse grass. He took a couple of steps, but because he was still hazy, he stumbled and fell into the gulch. He tumbled down several feet and found himself wedged between what seemed like to boulders. His legs were free, but his chest was stuck. With his arms, he pressed against the boulders to pull himself up. He couldn't move.
"That son of a bitch must have robbed me and left me out on the middle of nowhere." Michael thought to himself.
He took a couple of steps. The ground was firm and warm, but seemed to be covered in some coarse grass. He took a couple of steps, but because he was still hazy, he stumbled and fell into the gulch. He tumbled down several feet and found himself wedged between what seemed like to boulders. His legs were free, but his chest was stuck. With his arms, he pressed against the boulders to pull himself up. He couldn't move.