Thousands of satisfied graduates of my Giant-little Assigned Sleepover Program (GASP) quickly demanded greater opportunities for hands-on Giant-little interaction. Sturdy Dichtwygg, who wrestled as a youth and still loves to pin little Twerkian, came up with an improbable but wildly popular summer camp for both Giants and littles. We named it the Giant-little Unequal Submission Training Summer (GUSTS).
Because of the staggering size difference between the Giants and littles who attend the wrestling camp, I was shocked fast how the idea caught on. They loved it! Obviously, our focus was on sportsmanship, not winning.
In GUSTS our losers quickly learn to submit gracefully to the winners in vigorous, no-holds-barred Giant-little wrestling matches. The campers who fight for admission each year are wildly enthusiastic. Their excitement is what makes the program such a grand success.
Because of the staggering size difference between the Giants and littles who attend the wrestling camp, I was shocked fast how the idea caught on. They loved it! Obviously, our focus was on sportsmanship, not winning.
In GUSTS our losers quickly learn to submit gracefully to the winners in vigorous, no-holds-barred Giant-little wrestling matches. The campers who fight for admission each year are wildly enthusiastic. Their excitement is what makes the program such a grand success.