Dear Advice Giant 5

Dear Advice Giant,

At first glance you’d think I’m lucky. I’m a horny young skyscraper-high Titan with a huge cock and exhibitionistic tendencies. Because of my colossal size I can do pretty much whatever I want – and I do! A typical day for me includes striding through cities as sirens wail, smashing buildings as I please, crushing cars and busses beneath my bare feet, fucking skyscrapers till I shoot, wreaking complete havoc with my enormous fists, beating my colossal meat in front of screaming thousands, and in general getting off on showing my immense junk through all the destruction. It’s a blast being this big! I have lots of naughty fun pissing and farting, too – maybe you’ve heard me. Or worse… Ha!

Even with my Titan friends I get the most attention, since the camera crews always pick the guy with the biggest whang. That’s me! No surprise, I’m generally hard when I’m out in public, so my giant throbbing boner and heavy swinging low-hangers get lots of media coverage. As you can guess, I eat it up. I’m particularly impressive in upshots!