Lifestyle of the Rich and Horny Part 2

Aston Merrygold flooded our vision as he approached the table where Prince had set us. Large and in charge, he stood so that we were directly below the bulging imprint in his tight black Levis … ensuring that we’d have no other choice but to acknowledge him as the beautiful young sovereign he was. With a devilish smile plastered across that bracingly cute face, he spoke: “Welcome to your new home bugs. You might as well make yourselves comfortable, 'cause you’re going to be here for a ‘long’ time.” Before proceeding, he paused and allowed himself time to fold his arms and pucker his lips in a cocky manner. “Now, If 'I' were you, I’d be smart and stay put.” *BOOM* “You might just end up under my feet!”

He lifted his Air Force STS’ and slammed them down on the ground, creating a tremor that shook our balance and sent a shock through my body. “Hmmmm … now that I think about it—that’s pretty much were 'bugs' belong!”

“Mmmmm—babe, you are too freaking sexy. Come’ere …” A heavy Yinzer accent suddenly peaked our interest.