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The Life of Hank (blog) 3

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The Life of Hank (blog) 3

(April 13, 2014)

Eight Feet Tall


I woke up this morning to find that my feet nearly hang off the edge of bed. Mind you, my bed is in fact a king-sized bed with an extra mattress at the end turned sideways for more room. I promptly went to measure myself and found that I now stand a full 8 feet tall. This is a landmark size to say the least. I’m reaching heights beyond being just very tall. My sneakers no longer fit my larger feet and these are size 20 shoes. Cannot even fit half of my foot inside them any longer. My last pair of comfortable flip flops finally decided it couldn’t deal with my much bigger feet and popped apart. I got real sad. lol And now I’m sitting here in boxers that are stretched to the max. I had on another pair earlier but they tore apart when I bent down to try on my sneakers. I’m not sure I’ll be able to fit in any of my pants. In fact, I’m pretty sure I won’t at this point. I guess it’s going to be time to ‘auction’ off some more used clothes of mine once again.

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