Little Butt and the Behemoth 2: Into the Woods!

(“So do I get a little sidekick?,” I ask, ready for more details. This keeps getting better and better!…)

“The reason I ask is, you’re ideal sidekick material, Joey,” I inform him.

“I think we’ll really get along. You’re cute and smart – and way smaller than me. You’ll be my Behemoth Boy!,” I declare in triumph, ruffling his curly hair with my huge hand. It feels great between my thick fingers, and I’ve been aching to touch it.

“Oh wow! So I’m your Behemoth Lite?,” Joey quips, blushing and squirming with delight.

He’s even cuter when he blushes, I decide. I sniff my hand to see if any of the fragrance from his hair still lingers there. Just a touch, I conclude, sniffing again. Mmmmmmm. Yeah, I like it. Sort of haunting.