Oh shit, I think I crushed Officer Keys! I innocently said as I turned around to look at the smoking, completely levelled remains of a once bustling city, Oh well, cant be helped, shit like this is going to happen when youre god.
Turning back around while ripping up acres of crops and fields with the hundreds of foot thick soles of my sneakers I look at the new, pristine city far below.
Hmmmm, now do I stay a couple of miles tall, or should I shrink to insect size? I pondered as I scratched but unknown to me the military had started their campaign against my few hour reign.
Hundreds of fighters and bombers launched from across the county to attack the massive walking apocalypse that was I but to their horror I was unaware of their presence and to their point of view I offered no resistance, to you know, being immune to their pathetic weapons. From the mites at my feet the attack looked like the scene from the movie Independence Day with score of fighters attacking something huge, but replace the massive alien saucer with a mile tall me!
Turning back around while ripping up acres of crops and fields with the hundreds of foot thick soles of my sneakers I look at the new, pristine city far below.
Hmmmm, now do I stay a couple of miles tall, or should I shrink to insect size? I pondered as I scratched but unknown to me the military had started their campaign against my few hour reign.
Hundreds of fighters and bombers launched from across the county to attack the massive walking apocalypse that was I but to their horror I was unaware of their presence and to their point of view I offered no resistance, to you know, being immune to their pathetic weapons. From the mites at my feet the attack looked like the scene from the movie Independence Day with score of fighters attacking something huge, but replace the massive alien saucer with a mile tall me!